a man bought all the bras

Okay, maybe that title is unfair. The Rummage Sale was by no means that funny (or fun). I didn't even get to witness said gentleman buying said undergarments. So I can't report on the size or type -- perhaps that is best left to one's imagination, anyway. My guess is that he was doing his Valentine's Day shopping. (But see, I told you someone in this building would offer up their unmentionables!)

We arrived towards the end of the sale, but all accounts seemed that no one was getting rich off their junk. One couple had a red feather boa that was kind of interesting, but looked like it came with this sequin number that was not so much (if you know what I mean). Another woman sat reading a book. On her table she had a bunch of tacky jewelry that she was trying to unload for five bucks each.

Meanwhile another man was demonstrating his exercise bike that was for sale, and that he probably hadn't ridden since two weeks after he took it out of the box -- no one else seemed interested in adding a clothes rack to their unit. On another table they had pictures of all the oversized items. Several refrigerators and a coffee table. Nothing too exciting. The tally sheet was blank, so guess no one else was interested either.

We didn't stay long. No one was buying, and the sellers weren't doing any last minute pitches. The only people having any fun seemed to be a few members of the social committee that were present. It figures.

Tomorrow is the BYOS (bring your own snacks) Super Bowl Party. This is where you get to sit around the big screen TV with your neighbors in the lounge on the second floor. Must admit to being a tad tempted, not having a TV and all. And given that there is no free food, should be pretty low turn out. Can't say I am a football fan. Really only watch so I know what commercials people are talking about the week following.